Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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You wrecked me and
I apologized.

— Never again. (via bridgetoteranarnia)

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human:

alternate ending to tfios

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Holly is my family now, she’s my family and the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. (Goodbye Michael, 7x22)

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jayjsupremacy:

doodoowater:

warumonzaemon:

fuckingsassysprinkles:

Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns.  They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans.  Your cat having a penis does not make it male.  It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it.

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this is it. this post summarizes all of tumblr logic. 

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i make vines

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pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

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scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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